It's the something or other that's terrifying humanity, as a string of Elon Musk Lights move across the sky for no noticeable reason. Here's where we can share our trauma and excitement.

And here's where you can find out when they're visible over your 'hood. https://findstarlink.com/

Next visible over Sheffieldshire at 10:58 tonight.

I'm going to grab something to throw at it.

Possibly a shoe.

Or my leg.

There's a legless joke in there somewhere, but..

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

It's the something or other that's terrifying humanity, as a string of Elon Musk Lights move across the sky for no noticeable reason. Here's where we can share our trauma and excitement.

Which one is Grimes?

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Next visible over Sheffieldshire at 10:58 tonight.

No sign of it.

It's probably crashed.

Into Velocity Tower.

It's due overhead, around 9:55 tonight, for those who may wish to see it.

I refuse to watch fleets of space junk launched by men who falsely accuse their opponents of being child molesters.

Me too.

Plus I couldn't see any sign of it.

Looking at Twitter, it doesn't look like anyone managed to see it.

Should be visible between 10 and 11 tonight.

They seem a bit vague about it, after last night's fiasco.

Most likely time is between 10:30 and 10:45.

Is it going to be like an album commentary?