It's nearly 2am and there's a huge housefly going round the room!

I saw it in the kotchen earlier in the evening.

Buzz off.

There has been an annoying housefly going round the downstairs rooms of the house tonight, until a couple of hours ago when it got trapped in the light fitting in the kotchen.

The other day, after having had a couple of windows and the back door open for some of the day, in the evening there were SIX big houseflies in various rooms of the house. Over the course of the evening I managed to lure five of them out through windows and one remained in the bathroom overnight until the next day when I let it out of the window.

One fly sadly lost its life in the process of removal.  

Perhaps you need to pay more attention to your household cleanliness

Buttertubs needs to get more spiders into his home.

He needs to get down to the local shelter for abandoned spiders and adopt some.