It's Late Spring Bank Holiday weekend!

by Fangirl Three Mon May 28, 2018 8:45 am

Well, I seem to be the first person down to the NHOTW Bank Holiday Beach Hut.

That means I get first choice of deckchair!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 9:24 am

And now I'm here too. I'm going to ride on the donkeys. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 9:24 am

All of them. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 9:24 am

Except that angry looking one. Excited

by Fangirl Three Mon May 28, 2018 9:38 am

I wonder if that place on the front is open yet. 'TEAS - ICES - MINERALS - BEACH TRAYS'.

by Fangirl Three Mon May 28, 2018 12:35 pm

Now, I've brought some ham sandwiches for everyone. There's not too much sand in them. And there's a pork pie cut into quarters and some tomatoes.

by Nightjar Mon May 28, 2018 1:49 pm

There's sand in my sandwich. bawl

by Guest Mon May 28, 2018 2:32 pm

Anything vegetarian?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 3:00 pm

I've bought loads of hard boiled eggs for everyone. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 3:01 pm

Nightjar wrote:There's sand in my sandwich.

There are witches in mine. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 3:03 pm

I knew I shouldn't have brought along that wicker chair. bawl

by Guest Mon May 28, 2018 3:19 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I've bought loads of hard boiled eggs for everyone.

Oh. Anything vegan?

Handy Vlada

by Fangirl Three Mon May 28, 2018 3:47 pm

Those awful people over there with the windbreak, and the black-and-white portable TV running off a car battery. I think they've been drinking.

by Guest Mon May 28, 2018 4:50 pm

Oh dear, how plebeian.

Oh hya mum!

by Fangirl Three Mon May 28, 2018 5:04 pm

Well, the tide's coming in. I suppose we'd better be getting back to the car park.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 5:09 pm

I'm not. I'm going to fight the sea. I'll show it not to ruin my holiday. rollingpin

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 28, 2018 5:09 pm

I'll soon wrestle it into submission.

by Nightjar Mon May 28, 2018 6:14 pm

I'm eggbound now. bawl

by Guest Mon May 28, 2018 6:15 pm

'Dare you defy me Neptune!"

by Guest Mon May 28, 2018 6:21 pm

You know, like Caligula.

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"Roman troops ordered to collect seashells as "spoils of the sea". The few primary sources disagree on what precisely occurred. Modern historians have put forward numerous theories in an attempt to explain these actions. This trip to the English Channel could have merely been a training and scouting mission. The mission may have been to accept the surrender of the British chieftain Adminius. "Seashells", or conchae in Latin, may be a metaphor for something else such as female genitalia (perhaps the troops visited brothels) or boats (perhaps they captured several small British boats)."

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