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Post by Nightjar on Mon May 13, 2019 9:28 pm

OK, proceed with caution...

NSFWussies who don't like the sight of blood and/or nasty little injuries that make your cr*ndle go all funny.


Anyway...

I'm going to really take my time blithering on so that anyone of a delicate disposition...


Can not scroll down...


And see what...



I just this second did to myself whilst trying to...


Snip the corner off of a bag of oven chips with...





A pair of blunt kitchen scissors...



Thus viciously nipping my knuckle. sad yes


Ouch.


bawl


You have been warned.



sad yes






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Post by The Call of the Wendigo on Mon May 13, 2019 9:44 pm

It's a miracle you even have a hand left. dontpanic

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Post by Fangirl Three on Tue May 14, 2019 5:40 am

Ooh, I hate those injuries where there's a little flap of disconnected flesh.

My finger is healing up nicely btw, I hope your knuckle self-repairs equally quickly.
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Post by Nightjar on Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 pm

Fangirl Three wrote:a little flap of disconnected flesh.

I think this description is worse than the photographs. bawl

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Post by Fangirl Three on Tue May 14, 2019 12:24 pm

You've got very powerful-looking fingers Demon
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Post by Nightjar on Wed May 15, 2019 3:30 pm

The "little flap of disconnected flesh" has now turned into a kind of 'lid'. bawl

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo on Wed May 15, 2019 4:12 pm

pet

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Post by cosmictanya on Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:07 am

I can't post a picture because I've lost all of my posting skills. I now have a scar for life on my ring finger. I had been on the terrace with a friend and we shared five or six bottles of the Ponsardin widow.The stem of a flute bounced back at me as it hit the radiator as I popped through for a top up and I caught it in the middle of its disintegration. Down to the bone it was, down to the bone.

After the total destruction of three towels, and a cushion cover of the sofa, and a carpet that's since had to be professionally cleaned, it finally became clear that there was no stopping the bleeding. I had to sit in casualty under bright strip lighting, sobbing into blood caked jeans, with a sick bowl made of grayish cardboard, while being triaged for four sodding hours. A strange man came to stroke my hair, and I just let him get on with it.

I went out for a fag and met a really nice woman whose face had been caved in by her boyfriend. He had a heart attack mid fight and had just been declared dead by a trauma team a couple of minutes before we shared a lighter. I hope she's ok, should've taken her number really. My scar really itches. I can't use Bio Oil (other brands are available) because it just slides off and onto any paper or iPad I'm using.
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Post by The Call of the Wendigo on Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:20 am

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Post by Nightjar on Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:26 pm

I've got a Ponsardin window.

It overlooks a Bollinger trellis and small fountain of lager.

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Post by WhatDoesThisButtonDo? on Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:00 pm

cosmictanya wrote:A strange man came to stroke my hair, and I just let him get on with it.

Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

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Post by cosmictanya on Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:16 pm

I can imagine you having a Juliet balcony.
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Post by Nightjar on Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:58 am

You know nothing whatsoever about him.


Or do you? hmm

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Post by cosmictanya on Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:25 pm

As you know fine well Mr Grundy, I know all sorts of things about everyone on the Internet.
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