I'd be surprised if this thread isn't engulfed by CT's "Menagerie of Exorbitantly-priced Tat".

Obviously not my gravely ignored pathetic Salon des Arts.

Slightly kinky saddle chair…

https://www.andrewmartin.co.uk/sofas-and-chairs/chairs/arm-chairs/saddle-chair

Grotesque tat.

And well you know it.

I think it would be a great chair to sit in with resting bitch face, and a riding crop, dealing with a string of people wordlessly, and only cutting into their tears to shout ‘Next!’.

Oh, I’ve just read post two. You must be very surprised indeed. It took three years for me to notice, and one thing is not an engulfing. One swallow does not make a summer.You are a vexatious litigant.

I happen to have treasured pieces of furniture I’ve had out of skips - admittedly always disinfected, fumigated, stripped, and left out to air, before undergoing a Triggers broom process of modification.

Everything I own came from a skip.