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The almighty great pyramid thread

Post by The Call of the Wendigo on Tue Aug 07, 2018 5:29 pm

I have proof at last that I live in a computer simulation. For weeks, YouTube has been pushing videos at me about the Great Pyramid at Giza, videos which claim to prove beyond all doubt that the Great Pyramid was a water pump/electrical generator/UFO beacon/food store/lightning rod/whatever, all of which feature cross-sectional diagrams of the pyramid, to reveal its inner layout.

Yesterday, I was walking through Sheffield's glamorous Millennium Galleries and what was sat there on a desk? Only a cross-sectional model of the Great Pyramid, showing its inner layout.

From this, I can only conclude that my real life is being influenced by what's happening to me on the Internet. This can only mean that my real life is part of the Internet and that I am therefore in a computer simulation and don't exist.

Colbert

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo on Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:55 pm

No one cares about my pain. Colbert

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo on Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:55 pm

Admittedly, it's non-existent pain because I'm non-existent but non-existent pain is still pain, nonetheless. Colbert

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Post by Fangirl Three on Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:04 pm

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Post by Nightjar on Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:32 pm

I have much to say about pymarids.

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Post by Fangirl Three on Tue Aug 07, 2018 8:45 pm

'My country's high py-RA-mi-des my gibbet'

I wonder, should we have poll on which is better - icy cold logical mathematical triangular based tetrahedral pyramids, or sunwarmed slavebuilt square based Egyptian style pyramids?
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