After a day and a half of falling, Ethereum has suddenly surged and is now worth slightly more than when I bought it.

Bitcon Cash is massively up, from £327 to £339 per unit.

Litecoin is up, from £117 to £122 per unit, since I bought it

Bitcoin has soared, from £36380 to £37508 per unit.

My £20 investment is now worth £20.40.

Now up to £20.54.

Lend us 54p.

My portfolio is now worth £20.22.

Lend us a fiver mate.

The Wendi Crypto Strategy Fund's returns are plummeting! Only 280% annual return as of that last figure.

I'm about to check my current standing.

My portfolio's currently worth £19.99.

You could think of that as paying a 1p fee to enjoy four days of crypto dealing excitement.

Good value.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

My portfolio's currently worth £19.99.

It's the sales now of course.

My portfolio's now worth £20.10.

Now risen to £20.58 and still rising.

Now £20.59.

It's fallen to £20.56.

It's down to £20.51.

It's hit £20.60. That's the highest it's ever managed.