For all your funnel-related needs.

I once had to buy one of those extender grabber claws to take out the small funnel I'd used to fill up the screen wash funnel that I dropped into my car engine, oopsie!

Didn't want that bouncing around getting into the timing belts and other assorted instant death internal gubbings.

The words "funnel" and "thread" make me think of funnelwebs.

Myself I've been thinking of funnel cake.

I have a strict segregation policy among my funnels, for ones that are for use with drinking water only. On those funnels I write POTABLE in permanent marker. Thus ensuring that I don't fill my water bottle with a funnel that's been used for screenwash, or filling a petrol mower, or as part of a makeshift t**let.

While sorting out inside my car yesterday I found three very small funnels. After some thought I realised I bought them circa the year 2000, in my earliest days of car ownership.