It's only half time...

We won the second half 3-2.

2-1 at ½ time.

2-1 at f. time.

Has something untoward occurred upon yon field of dreams?

The World Cup starts in 2 weeks!

The summer starts here.

And more importantly, the footy song bounce up!

I'm old enough to remember the referee Pat Partridge.

And to have actually been at games he officiated.

He was notorious amongst Man Utd fans as being the the most biased against Utd referee arguably ever.

He was, in truth, an hateful little man.

Would've probably made an excellent Gauleiter during the final knockings of Auschwitz.

I love also how the away end at WHL is totally given over to Utd fans.

Brutal for the home side.

In those days WHL was all made of wood and when Spurs scored all the seated fans stamped on the floor and the stands vibrated like the whole fl*pping structure would collapse any second.

I was there once in the early '80s with my Mum and we could only get seats in the upper seated home end (above the terraced away Utd fans) and it was genuinely scary.

The level of aggression and hatred were off the scale.

Fortunately, for us, we lost the game so there wasn't much excuse for us to go "yay".

Ronaldo or whatever his name is has left Manchester United, again!

Be funny if he scores the most goals/had his knees wrecked at the World Cup

Where's he going? Bramall Lane?

Remember, we're the club that turned down Maradonna. We're hard to impress.