The men's 10,000 metres final is underway. Again, the fastest people are wearing pink shoes.

We've just won bronze in the men's 100 metres.

We're 4th on the meddle table.

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We're 4th on the meddle table.

Is it being held in St. Tropez?

Men's hurdles semi-final.

The most sarky declaration of, "On your marks," I've ever heard.

The Swedish discus thrower is the size of a planet.

The race starter's being over-aggressively camp again.

British runner's broken the European record in the men's 400 metres heats.

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British runner's broken the European record in the men's 400 metres heats.

Is that when you have to do the race whilst a cat shags you?

All this field activity if doing it for me.

We've won the men's 1500 metres.

It's the second consecutive time we've won it.

With two different runners.

Both of them did it by beating the pre-race favourite Ingebrigtsen who's always all full of himself.

The women's pole vaulters have decided to share the gold medal. And are like .

Lactic acid gets mentioned in every single commentary in this championship. I'm sure it didn't used to.

I'm not convinced it even exists. If it does, why don't the athletes dissolve?

And I ask that question as a leg scientist.

We're second on the medal table.

One of the contestants managed to go *rse over t*ts in the men's long jump.