Oh, I thought this would be a thread dedicated to the Queen Mother.

Hello, CosmicTanya. Welcome to the forum.

Thank you Wendi.

How are you doing Nightie?

Where is flibbington anyway? I was touched by his kind description of me, shortly after midnight of March 26th 2014.

Flibbington only appears occasionally, usually when he's least expected.

Not to worry. There's nobody here I need to be careful of is there? Speaking as the former Ofgoth, I wouldn't want to run into Heil T**nkso or anything like that.

Everybody here's harmless.

Except Butterpops.

As for the *** skybore, it's no exaggeration to say that there's virtually nothing happening there and hasn't for well over a year now.

Not even your enemies post anymore.

Just the usual dozen-or-so blowhards and few hapless OK people who try to talk sense to them.

Basically, there are only 3-5 threads active regularly and they're all about politics (Brexit, Trump, who's the current PM and why they're **** and a ****, Corbyn, how **** the BBC is etc).

I chip in occasionally to keep my Dumb Britain thread going though.

I'd create it here if I felt it was NHotW-friendly enough, but since it consists 90% of me sneering at thick people on TV quiz shows I feel it's too mean spirited for this jolly and genteel forum.

Nightjar wrote:

Everybody here's harmless.

Except Butterpops.

mostly harmless.

Great. Does nobody have any interest in the ethics of dating Siamese twins?

I was going to try contacting Abby and Brittany in the States, but didn't want to upset them, so without even checking if they have an agent I'm making do with the odd academic paper on the subject. None so far have got to the real heart of the things I've wanted to know forever.

cosmictanya wrote:

Great. Does nobody have any interest in the ethics of dating Siamese twins?

Well, if they're consenting adults, it seems fair enough.

Yes, I agree, and the article explores that. But can it really be consensual? Unless both want to be there, one of them will be compromising. Now with Abby and Brittany they share everything except the heart and lungs and head. One reproductive system, one digestive system. Obviously there is the sex angle and the product thereof (mother and/or aunt or both?), but also so much more. What if one is on a diet and other one insists on extra helpings? What if one wants a wild night out and the other wants to stay in? The compromise would be finding your own head scrapping against the loo roll holder while your sibling has a snort.

Would you ever get so annoyed that you'd just batter the other one over the head with something hard to knock them out and have some alone time? Medication for a migraine that only one sibling has. But really coming back to physical. We don't all enjoy our siblings partners in that way, and might not want our siblings to join in. But in the case of chest down conjoined twins, you're going to feel every sensation, and potentially have a kid or an STD when you were only trying to be nice to your sibling.

No source has answers to these questions. And I've been fascinated by this for over 30 years, not really in a prurient way, but in an ethical, emotional and physical sense.

And is it incest? The laws are vague - I've checked.