https://www.noradsanta.org

Who are NORAD anyway?

And they've got competition!

https://santatracker.google.com/tracker.html

He's in Uganda, bringing his Santa Joy!

Wait, on the other one, he's in Yemen!


I don't know what to believe now...

Weren't NORAD those Americans who fund rose for the IRA?

Nightjar wrote:

Weren't NORAD those Americans who fund rose for the IRA?

You're thinking of Noraid. And anyway, after September 2001 they never existed in the first place apparently, it was all a misunderstanding, just like the funny joke about the chip shop getting blown up in the St Patrick's Day episode of the Simpsons.

Anyway, according to them, Santa is in Riyadh.

And good luck to him.

https://www.noradsanta.org

'Struth he's busy down under!!

He's just finished in Tasmania, a small heavily forested triangular island located in the south noted for its seafood.


[/Sir Les Patterson]

I don't want to be a spelling pedant, but I think it's usually strewth, not struth.

He's two minutes away from Astana in Kazakhstan.

At the moment, he's in Novosibirsk, Russia.

Do they celebrate Christmas on the 25th in Russia? I thought they did it on another date. Someone needs to tell him he's wasting his time.

Yes, I've now checked. They don't celebrate it until January 7th.

He's in Beijing!

https://santatracker.google.com

Looks like he's been busy in Bangladesh!

But they don't even do Christmas there.

If he didn't waste time there, he could get here hours earlier.

Have they never had a time and motion expert monitor him?

What about Dasher and Prancer? Prancer needs to do a lot less prancing and a lot more dashing.