Dorothy wrote:

I want to see, hear and touch you
Hey there, my pretty friend! I want to make your life happier and more dynamic! I'm fresh and

I shudder to think what else Dot is besides fresh

"From Amazon. We've has been locking your account."

I've just realised that I haven't had a spam email for AGES.

Looking back through this thread it seems I didn't have any in 2018 for a good while either.

Re: FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI)

Quote :

you're to reply for direction on how to procure the envelope and be relieved of the charge of tax evasion which is punishable by law under section 12 subsection 441 of the tax code. We will also be asking the IRS to launch an investigation on money laundering if you do not follow our instructions.

Quote :

Failure to comply may lead to your arrest, interrogation and,/or you being prosecuted in the Court of Law for tax evasion and/or money laundering

Not, "The Court of Law!"

I hear that's the worst one.

Could be worse.

Could be The Court of the Crimson King.

"You're computer device is infected with 10 viruses. You're anti-virus has been expired."

It's certainly convinced me.

"Give spanks this Spanksgiving."

I'm going to Google to see if there actually is a holiday called Spanksgiving.

There would appear to be no such holiday.

"fangirl3! last chance to get your concealed carry permit before laws change!!!"

BHL?

I'm drafting my letter to 6130 W Flamingo Way, NV right this minute.