I went to Brighton yesterday and a sat on the pebbly beach with my friend and her 4-year-old daughter and we threw stones in the sea and chatted and collected shells and it nice and sunny bit with a nippy breeze coming in off the sea and, as is often the case, the breeze prevented me from realising that I was getting sunburnt and when we got back to London I looked in a mirror and...
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