Murphy vs Selby: The final nobody wanted to see.

I can't believe I'm rooting for Shaun Murphy.

I think I am as well...

I am enjoying this frame!

Not now though.

My dad has become a snooker aficionado. He too was complaining about the boring lineup for the final.

I've not seen any of it, this year.

Come on Murphy, you toenail.

God, I hate Selby.

He's like an event horizon of personality, dragging all joy and humanity into a single dimension of tactically brilliant but unutterably tedious gameplay.

By comparison Sean Murphy's like a Bobby Ball-esque harlequin of mirth.

Jester from Leicester?

Get tae f*ck.

Dullard from New Parks more like.

Nightjar wrote:

By comparison Sean Murphy's like a Bobby Ball-esque harlequin of mirth.

Maybe that's what he could do?


https://www.eurosport.com/snooker/uk-championship/2021-2022/uk-championships-2021-i-don-t-care-ronnie-o-sullivan-tells-beaten-shaun-murphy-to-get-another-job_sto8641187/story.shtml



Something something bouncy castle.

Harry Borkins is staring down the proverbial barrel here.

It's looking like a Belgium vs China final.

So much for it being called the UK Championship.

Zhao Xintong: a true candidate for the subreddit "13 or 30?".

Apparently he's 24.

The referette on the Yan Williams match has a GR8 resting b*tch face look,

Bulgaria's own Desislava Bozhilova



'I've made some terrible life decisions, also Foul and a Miss 4 points'

That Williams vs Robertson match is one of the best game of snooker I've ever seen.

That final frame was completely jaw-dropping.

Harry Borkins is being such a loser.

His face is an immediate handicap in the first place.

I mean, I really don't want to mock the afflicted, or be a faceist, but he has an loser's face.

Like a bulldog licking p*ss off a nettle.