Goal! 2 nil.

This is going to be a one sided slapdown,

Nightjar wrote:

In the name of 'balance' they'll have a pundit at half time virulently insisting that South Korea have been the better team in the first half and should be at least 4 goals up next.

That's usually Glenn Hoddle's job.

I've put it on.

I've been watching for nearly a minute and no one's scored.

Tony Cascarino seems to be playing.

And Thierry Henry.

France have scored.

The pundits in the studio are being forced to stand up. Are the BBC not willing to pay for chairs because it's not the "real" World Cup?

Someone with an American accent is being allowed to express opinions on football.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

The pundits in the studio are being forced to stand up. Are the BBC not willing to pay for chairs because it's not the "real" World Cup?

Women's legs are stronger.

They also seem to be standing right next to the PS system.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Someone with an American accent is being allowed to express opinions on football.

I think that's the mad-as-a-sack-of-rabid-whimbrels Hope Solo.

Han Solo?

I've heard of her,

Kang?

White Kang best etc. Etc.

Ms. Solo was a prominent iCloud leak victim as I recall.

Not that she gave much of a cr*p about though.

Didn't she get arrested for slapping her husband around or something?

I think so, yes.

She is genuinely a bit of a loose cannon.

Not enormously popular with her teammates I think.

Typical women.

4-0.