Apparently, tonight is a sturgeon moon.

I have no idea what that means.

Don't forget it's another sturgeon moon tonight.

Quote :

August: Sturgeon Moon

The Full Moon in August is named after North America’s largest fish, the sturgeon.

https://www.timeanddate.com/astronomy/moon/sturgeon.html

Sounds a bit fishy to me.

NASA has fired a rocket at the moon.

It seems to be practise for sending people back there.

My favourite bit of moon landings is when they walk around like this: .

I feel like the Hall of the Wendigo should launch a moon mission. Is it expensive?

It doesn't look that far away. It can't be that hard.

Looking at the moon, it looks to be about the same distance away as Rotherham.

That's about eight miles.

You could probably get to Rotherham in an Uber for about £10.

I wonder how much it'd cost to get to the moon by Uber?

I'll type it into the app and find out.

The app's taking forever to open.

Maybe I should have used Deliveroo instead.

I have got the app open.

It is refusing to make me an offer for a trip to the moon.

I shall try to be more specific. I shall type in, "The Sea of Tranquillity."

It has offered to take me to the Sea of Tranquillity.

But is not quoting me a price.

According to the Internet, the moon is 226,000 miles away. Therefore, it is further away than Rotherham.

The Uber fare to Meadowhall, from here, is £15.32.

That means a trip to the moon should cost £18,696,528.

The Internet tells me that the first moonlanding cost $28 billion.

That makes Uber considerably cheaper.

That's assuming I use UberX, and not Exec.