There are now two types of McVities milk chocolate digestives - normal ones and, "Tasties." They seem to be exactly the same but one type costs £1 a packet and the other costs £1.50.

I am bemused by this.

I stick to the ones that cost £1.

I've just tried to open a packet of chocolate digestives and it flew apart when I tugged on it and all the biscuits fell on the floor and now they're ruined and I can't eat them.

I have a totally biscuitless evening to look forward to.

There are times when I think my life can't get any worse.

Surely they didn't all fall flat on the floor. Some of them must have fallen on top of other biscuits, and you could have eaten those.

I didn't want to risk it.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

I didn't want to risk it.

With a biscuit.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

There are now two types of McVities milk chocolate digestives - normal ones and, "Tasties." They seem to be exactly the same but one type costs £1 a packet and the other costs £1.50.

I am bemused by this.

I stick to the ones that cost £1.

"Memento Mori"

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

I've just tried to open a packet of chocolate digestives and it flew apart when I tugged on it and all the biscuits fell on the floor and now they're ruined and I can't eat them.

It's like the fall of Oedipus Rex.

WhatDoesThisButtonDo? wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

There are now two types of McVities milk chocolate digestives - normal ones and, "Tasties." They seem to be exactly the same but one type costs £1 a packet and the other costs £1.50.

I am bemused by this.

I stick to the ones that cost £1.

"Memento Mori"

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

I've just tried to open a packet of chocolate digestives and it flew apart when I tugged on it and all the biscuits fell on the floor and now they're ruined and I can't eat them.

It's like the fall of Oedipus Rex.

What an odd pair of comments.

Wonder what I meant.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

I didn't want to risk it.

With a biscuit.

That's a good rhyme.

But I can trump it.
With a crumpet.

I think I'll choose something safer.
With a wafer.

This joke should be reused. I'll recycle it.
With a pikelet.

You guys are barkin', I'll stick to nice slice of Parkin'

I'm not sure I can take any more.
With a petit four.

Thinks about using Nice and nice, thinks better of it.