Hmmm...

Hmmmmmmmmmm...



I was quite drunk last night and...

It would appear that...

I cut my own hair...




I got up and looked in the mirror and was all like...

What is more...

It would appear that...



I threw all the cut hair in a frying pan...

That’s quite drunk, any dried blood or bald spots?

None.

In fact, considering I've never in my entire life attempted, nay DARED, to cut my own hair before, it's almost an bad haircut.

I've payed actual money for worse.

I'm still going to have to go and get it cut properly later on though.

I echo WhatDoesThisButtonDo. That's not sorting out your fringe or trimming a bit that's been annoying you. That is quite a lot of hair to hack at, even sober. But drunk - I'm surprised there was no bloodied pillow. You might as well get it shaved off and start from scratch.

My hair was quite long.

And lustrous.

And magnificent.

Nightjar wrote:

In fact, considering I've never in my entire life attempted, nay DARED, to cut my own hair before, it's almost an bad haircut.

Almost a Good haircut?

No, almost a bad one.

It's a mess, but, smashed as I was, you can see what I was after - a short back and sides, just very cack-handedly executed.

Like it was done with a pair of kid's safety scissors for cutting plasticine.

By a kid.

Who was drunk.

I told this story to the woman who was cutting my hair this morning and she shrieked with laughter when I mentioned the frying pan.

Did you show her the photograph?

Anyway, look, it's not that bad...

That's really quite good.

I would.

Looks better than mine.

I've had an proper haircut now.

I always get them to cut it too short on top.