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Post by Nightjar Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:46 pm

With the current round of red carpet premiers for the "Elizabeth Banks reboot" of Charlie's Angels something has become conspicuously, alarmingly clear.

Ella Balinska is the Bang & Olufsen stereo system of female humankind.

Basically, as my theory goes, if you go mad and splash a small fortune on a B&O stereo/TV/fireplace/nest of side tables etc it will make the rest of your home look sh*t as it stands gleaming with futuristic perfection amongst your previously swanky, but now dowdy and tired, fixtures and fittings...

Gorilla No

So, stand her amongst her Charlie's Angels co-stars - one of whom is a nailed-on A-list ++ superstarlet - and they all look a bit cr*p by comparison.

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Post by Nightjar Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:50 pm

Her mum's that rubbish TV cook Lorraine Pascal! gasp

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Her and that pink, bald, vaguely bristly thing made her out genes. ohrly

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Post by Nightjar Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:03 pm

No, apparently that isn't her dad.

Her dad was Count Kazimierz Balinsky-Jundzill...

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Post by Fangirl Three Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:49 am

Gosh, she's 2 inches taller than me.

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Post by Nightjar Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:45 am

Still 4' 4" shorter than Gwendoline Christie.

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Post by Guest Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:41 am

Me, this morning.


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Post by cosmictanya Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:49 am

I don't get it - the feeling ill or uneasy part.
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Post by cosmictanya Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:34 am

Actually, I do get it...

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Post by cosmictanya Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:23 am

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Post by Nightjar Sat Mar 07, 2020 8:58 pm

Haley Bennett...

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Post by Guest Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:33 pm

Gordon Bennett!

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Post by Nightjar Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:52 pm

Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaia Gerber...

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Post by cosmictanya Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:57 pm

Birthmark on arm, strange knees and undefined calves, plastic surgeon f*cked up her nose, terrible eye bags for someone that young. Lovely red top and very beautiful lips. Enviable jawline.
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Post by cosmictanya Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:26 am

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Post by cosmictanya Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:46 pm

That hair is similar to the Maitlis do. I can't wait for the hairdressers to open up again. By the time we are through this, my barnet will look more like a Miriam Margolyes tribute.
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Post by Nightjar Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:48 pm

Babsy-P.

I can't even be bothered to post any pictures of her.

The thought of seeing even a thumbnail photo of her makes me feel faintly nauseous.

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Post by cosmictanya Fri Apr 10, 2020 4:01 am

Look at the perfect features of this...

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Post by Nightjar Thu May 21, 2020 6:24 pm

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