Camp audience members.

I seem to remember seeing this part last time.

Audience being covered in fake snow. Probably the same asbestos snow from the Wizard of Oz.

The snow of death.

The Locomotion.

Live singing fail.

Stage still covered in asbestos snow.

She's singing a cover of the Flying Pickets' Only You.

Two male dancers holding each other; a bare n*pple on display. This is not Christmas television!

Especially For You. Audience expected to sing Jason's part.

Carry On Up The Khyber with the 'that will teach them to ban turbans on the buses' line cut.

Kylie finishing off with her biggest and best known hit - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday.

She's on Channel 4 now with Alan Carr. I'm quite enjoying it.

Butterfield wrote:

WhatDoesThisButtonDo? wrote:

I missed the Queen's speech!!!

I didn't.

Nor did I. Along with EastEnders and now this Kylie show on 4 it's the only thing I've watched today.

I thought she handled her 'bumpy year' very well. I suppose she was never going to tell us directly that she'd been tearing her hair out, and downing tranquillizers with gin for breakfast ever since Andrew appeared on Newsnight, and the electorate sent Boris back to bull***t her on a weekly basis. A bumpy year seemed a fair summing up.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

How many times can those parents abandon their child before the social services get involved?

The McAllisters weren't poor. And the various abandonments were in different jurisdictions. As I've argued with Sean, the world of child protection is heavily weighted against the poor by class perception, and by the cultural capital that can always be used as a form of currency.

The Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert, with George Michael and friends, is currently on Pick. I don't think I've seen this all the way through since it was on in 1992. Essential viewing.

Elton John singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

Axl Rose just exploded onto the stage!

Elton John and Axl Rose duetting.