I shall be endeavouring to tackle this at 9 o'clock tonight.

Well, I'll try to stay up. I need to be up early tomorrow.


For the Cricket.

Three minutes to go.

I wonder if Tony Blaxploitationburn'll be presenting it?

Slade might be on!

One minute to go.

It's started.

No falling records.

I'm in!

Looks more like the old Tube intro

Clara Amfo and Fearne Cotton.

Mabel!

Mabel - Don't Call Me Up.

plump Dua Lipa clone.

I remember this one.

It's very Eurovision.

Or maybe not.

Lots of autotune. That's always the sign of a good singer.

She looks very short.

But none of the dancers are taller than her.

Bored with it now. I feel it has nothing to offer that it's not already offered.

Fearne must be one of the longest-serving TOTP presenters by now.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Lots of autotune. That's always the sign of a good singer.

Get with the times daddio, it's the sound of 2020.

Or in this case the Moldavian entry for Eurovision 2007.