What's that in your Mouth?
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Re: What's that in your Mouth?
If Elvis had eaten avocado toast sandwiches instead, like me, he might still be alive today.
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Re: What's that in your Mouth?
I had steak last night.
With tender stem broccoli and asparagus and slow roasted Jersey Royal spudulikas.
I swear that this is the last time I eat red meat again.
It's time to go back to being avegetable vegetarian for the Planet.
With tender stem broccoli and asparagus and slow roasted Jersey Royal spudulikas.
I swear that this is the last time I eat red meat again.
It's time to go back to being a
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Re: What's that in your Mouth?
Nightjar wrote:I had steak last night.
With tender stem broccoli and asparagus and slow roasted Jersey Royal spudulikas
I'm having avocado toast. And Absolut vodka.
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I bought some trifles yesterday. They're the first trifles I've bought in years.
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It turns out they're not trifles. They're just custard resting on top of jelly. There's no sponge cake or topping or fruity jam.
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Earlier I was making a hearty brunch of sausages, saute potato and beans: with the sausages under the grill and the potatoes sizzling away, I opened the tin of beans only to find it was a tin of sausages and beans.
So I've had rather more sausages than originally planned. But it was still a good brunch.
So I've had rather more sausages than originally planned. But it was still a good brunch.
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I'm having turkey sandwiches and Tanqueray.
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I don't know what Tanqueray is. Isn't it a kind of monkey?
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It is a hey clarse brand of gin. And stronger than standard gin too, 43.1% rather than 37.5%.
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Yesterday I cunningly bought potato salad and cheese pasties so I can have a nice cold lunch today.
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The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I don't know what Tanqueray is. Isn't it a kind of monkey?
It makes you behave like a kind of monkey.
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I've just had a hearty brunch of blue cheese mashed potatoes and veg sausages and beans. That'll get things going internally.
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National Oyster Day is on Monday, August 5.
Oh...
Mussels in Brine > Oysters.
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Re: What's that in your Mouth?
I've just had some delicious rolls filled with tinned mackerel, with tiny sophisticated cocktail onions on the side to cut through the fat.
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Ooh, those tiny cocktail onions have given me big indigestion.
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