Is a plot going to break out at any point? Only, we're over an hour in and, so far, there isn't one.

It's just a sequence of events.

Now they're drunk and have been captured by people who aren't drunk.

They've been taken to see the king.

He seems to be being played by Max Von Sydow.

Dull exposition.

He's going on about his daughter having run off with Thulsa Doom.

The woman's trying to talk Conan out of going to fight Thulsa Doom, with quite a nicely written speech.

Which means she's now had about 900% more dialogue in this film than he has.

Conan's on his horsie.

Riding around to orchestral music.

Quite reminiscent of scenes in Witchfinder General.

Narrator won't shut up.

Conan's just met the narrator.

Hopefully, the narrator'll shut up now.

Crowd scene.

People being given robes to wear.

Gay priest.

Conan's knocked him out.

Robed people all heading somewhere.

Conan sees infinity.

Still over an hour to go.