In my opinion it doesn't mean anything. It's 'technical analysis' or 'chartism', the financial equivalent of astrology - thinking you can make predictions simply from patterns on charts.

Bitcoin is now down to $27,075 and still falling.

Ethereum is down to £1,460 and still falling.

Is it ever going to end?

Bitcoin is now up to $29,203!

Ethereum is up to £1,631!

There's never a dull moment.

Bitcoin is now up to $30,211.

Ethereum is up to £1,678.

I only need Bitcoin to go up another $13,000 and Ethereum to go up another £500 and I'm in profit.

IQ.CASH is up 118% since yesterday.

It is now worth $0.0007584302.

Bitcoin and Ethereum are plunging again. I'm starting to think I'm never going to get rich.

I want to do something dodgy and pay for it via Crypto, how do I do this?

I think you'd need a cryptocurrency wallet on your phone and use that to pay?

You can also install a crypto wallet extension on your browser which allows you to do such things.

I'm using the Brave browser, which has a crypto wallet built into it but I don't know how it works.

I see.

Right, I've installed Brave, checked out the wallet thingy, and I think I know what to do now, now the question is, should I?

Probably not

Let's pretend it's just for tickets for a particularly exclusive moving concert of distinction.

Or exotic imported canary food.

I did, and I feel a GR8 sense of guilt. And the fees to buy and transfer fees… I ain't doing that again.

I only hope the "goods" actually turn up, and I've not been scammed that is.

But I still have £0.4728 in eth.

I'm sure that was £0.51 yesterday.

Hold onto it. One day, it'll be worth millions.

Admittedly, that means the Ethereum you spent'll one day be worth billions.