I have just had a nectarine.

I have never bought any before, as they look like peaches and peaches scare me.

It turned out they aren't like peaches. They are like giant plums.

Plums are good. Therefore nectarines are good.

This is my verdict.

8/10.

Shaved Peaches.

The fruit, not the singer.

A hairy Peaches, yesterday.

Oh s**t. There goes the charabanc. Looks like I'm going to be stuck here the whole summer. Well what a bummer.

I can think of a lot worse places to be
Like down in the streets



Or down in the sewer
Or even on the end of a skewer

I feel like a fig.

Bring on the Nectarines.

School Mandarin.

Something Better Cherry.

Dangleberry Dave.

Golden Delicious Brown