It is a girlwoman.

She has a minor yet significant connection to both the HotW and, to a lesser extent, the NHotW.

Is she in a group?

Is it The Call of the Wendigo?

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Is she in a group?

Not to my knowledge.

She's more of an, er...

Umm... actress.

And, er... model.

Is it

Vlada?

WhatDoesThisButtonDo? wrote:

Is it The Call of the Wendigo?

Is she British?

WhatDoesThisButtonDo? wrote:

Is it

Vlada?

i said that she was minor yet significant.

Vlada is only one of those things to the NHotW.

Anyway, this person is much more classy than that brassy Russian tramp.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Is she British?

She's as British and cheap as a full English breakfast.

What a fab idea! We could all post pictures of our various hairs*. Pubic or public could become 'the new black'. When was that irritating phrase translated into action? Donna Karan leading into 93/4 possibly? We could decide the competencies of various countries and regions on that basis. I'm sure the Scottish border and the M25 moat could be adequately defended in The Hague on the basis that BoJo's brass is still deciding whose erec***n she's draining dry before before being turfed east of the Lea or into the nearest plague pit.

*It would be remiss of me not to remind all that my own hallmarks include very recently recovered white roots, a couple of thick but judiciously plucked eyebrow horrors, and an almost full wax from the lower eyebrows down. I was just admiring my very very very slim lower arms when I realised my entire paternal family had a much deeper and more even hand tan than I've achieved since a freak accident when I fell asleep on a sun lounger outside my grandparents villa in 1993.

I had to spend an entire week in bed listening to my very best boy - Brian Ferry, singing 'Jealous Guy' on repeat, while marzipan fruits and Marlboro lights were delivered on mopeds by concerned locals. I do think we should go all out in truth at this crucial moment in our national life...Hungry Eyes has just begun on the television. I haven't enjoyed this since I arranged for a to be delivered in the Bristol area as we celebrated the Millennium and I slammed a cab door on the desperately undignified git who earned it.

£40 well spent. I looked better than Cherie did that night. Better than Diana certainly - although very much incidentally. Oh well, 'Walk of Life' cannot be bettered. I was talking to my mother and she's torn between 'Thorn In My Side' and 'When Tomorrow Comes', as she always has been since those Gucci years of cable knit sweaters, skintight jeans and suede moccasins, black bikini bottoms and nipple sunblock, and waved dark hair. How the hell did I get to the same age as that?

She had at least four in very quick succession. One of them the most gorgeous student called Duarte who was so charming, and really coming into his own if you'll pardon the expression. He bought me a red lilio that I could drift on, sucking the juice from Strawberry Calypo's and gradually biting to the base. Why did so many young men wear black suede unbuttoned waistcoats? Evidently my grandfather said to my mother in the September that she was a 'shameful trollop'. Has anyone been called that recently?

As Wendi said, you are free to start a thread.

Nightjar wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Is she British?

She's as British and cheap as a full English breakfast.

Is she a page 3 Mod-el type of Celeb?

Su Pollard?

More the first than the second.

Actually, what am I saying!?

IT'S NOT SU POLLARD!

Anyway, I don't think that she ever did Page 3 - she is actually too cool for that - but every modelling session she did was that sort of tat (no n*pples though).

The woman's a veritable c*lt.

Yes nothing that nasty. Somewhere in between snorting it up a nostril and having it shoved as far as a frenulum can go. But someone from that general era of Crofty's cultish decayed humour. Tie your American tans round the pole and Rule Britannia and etc.

Kylie?

Spearette?

No.

Think TV presenter and...

Er...

That's it.

Just voice-overs these days it seems as well.

Everyone in the HotW and NHotW worth their weight in Frisps will've'd've heard her doing a voice-over at some point I dare say.

Ball?