People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill
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People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill
With the current round of red carpet premiers for the "Elizabeth Banks reboot" of Charlie's Angels something has become conspicuously, alarmingly clear.
Ella Balinska is the Bang & Olufsen stereo system of female humankind.
Basically, as my theory goes, if you go mad and splash a small fortune on a B&O stereo/TV/fireplace/nest of side tables etc it will make the rest of your home look sh*t as it stands gleaming with futuristic perfection amongst your previously swanky, but now dowdy and tired, fixtures and fittings...
So, stand her amongst her Charlie's Angels co-stars - one of whom is a nailed-on A-list ++ superstarlet - and they all look a bit cr*p by comparison.
Ella Balinska is the Bang & Olufsen stereo system of female humankind.
Basically, as my theory goes, if you go mad and splash a small fortune on a B&O stereo/TV/fireplace/nest of side tables etc it will make the rest of your home look sh*t as it stands gleaming with futuristic perfection amongst your previously swanky, but now dowdy and tired, fixtures and fittings...
So, stand her amongst her Charlie's Angels co-stars - one of whom is a nailed-on A-list ++ superstarlet - and they all look a bit cr*p by comparison.
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Her mum's that rubbish TV cook Lorraine Pascal!
Her and that pink, bald, vaguely bristly thing made her out genes.
Her and that pink, bald, vaguely bristly thing made her out genes.
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No, apparently that isn't her dad.
Her dad was Count Kazimierz Balinsky-Jundzill...
Her dad was Count Kazimierz Balinsky-Jundzill...
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Gosh, she's 2 inches taller than me.
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Still 4' 4" shorter than Gwendoline Christie.
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I don't get it - the feeling ill or uneasy part.
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Actually, I do get it...
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Haley Bennett...
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Cindy Crawford's daughter, Kaia Gerber...
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
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Birthmark on arm, strange knees and undefined calves, plastic surgeon f*cked up her nose, terrible eye bags for someone that young. Lovely red top and very beautiful lips. Enviable jawline.
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That hair is similar to the Maitlis do. I can't wait for the hairdressers to open up again. By the time we are through this, my barnet will look more like a Miriam Margolyes tribute.
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Babsy-P.
I can't even be bothered to post any pictures of her.
The thought of seeing even a thumbnail photo of her makes me feel faintly nauseous.
I can't even be bothered to post any pictures of her.
The thought of seeing even a thumbnail photo of her makes me feel faintly nauseous.
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Look at the perfect features of this...
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Oh, go on then...
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