Re: The 1980s sci-fi running commentary thread

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So far, it's the kind of film Steven Spielberg would make if he didn't have a clue how to be interesting.

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Yellow house.

Everything in this film seems to be yellow.

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The house is solar powered.

I see no solar panels.

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I wonder what effect a trinary supernova will have on a solar powered house?

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It'll turn into some sort of unstoppable super-house.

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Boring domestic, soppy stuff.

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Weird, green, glowing obelisk thing. Is that supposed to be there?

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For some reason, the child is talking to it like she thinks it's a person.

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What sort of person is a glowing green triangle?

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Weird, green, glowing obelisk thing. Is that supposed to be there?

"Green glowing obelisk," is a difficult thing to say out loud.

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Adverts.

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The glowing green obelisk has vanished.

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I hate it when they do that.

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When's something exciting going to happen?

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Now there's a small glowing green thing.

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Now they're having a barbecue. 

Do something interesting. I've paid a fortune to see this movie.

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A light switch doesn't work.

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The taps do.

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People eating corn on the cob. I hate the sight of people eating corn on the cob.

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