The System works.

OK, here's another almost-Carry On movie.

Featuring the extraordinary starring combo of Bob Monkhouse, Hattie Jacques, Alfred Marks, Clive Dunn, Peter Butterworth, Pat Coombs and...

Anna Karina!

No, not Anna "Olive" Karen off of On the Buses , but muse and wife of Jean-Luc Godard, Anna "most beautiful woman who's ever lived" Karina .

Good giddy God.

Monkhouse with his hands and leery eyes all on...

London Live - Freeview channel 8 is currently showing Please Turn Over (1959).

It's got Joan Sims and Charles Hawtrey in it, as well as...

Leslie Phillips (Nurse, Teacher, Constable, Columbus)
Dilys Laye (Cruising, Doctor, Camping)
June Jago (Regardless, Doctor)
Colin Gordon (Constable)
Ted Ray (Teacher)
Joan Hickson (Nurse, Constable, Regardless, Loving, Girls)
Victor Maddern (Constable, Regardless, Spying, Cleo, Emmannuelle)
Ronald Adam (Constable)
Cyril Chamberlain (Sergeant, Nurse, Teacher, Constable, Regardless, Cruising, Cabby)
Marianne Stone (Nurse, Constable, Jack, Screaming!, Don't Lose Your Head, Doctor, Convenience, Matron, Girls, Dick, Behind, Laughing)
Anthony Sagar (Nurse, Constable, Regardless, Cruising, Screaming!, Loving, Henry)

And Julia Lockwood...

What's more, Ted Ray, who's the film's main star, also had his own TV shows in the '50s and '60s which were written by Talbot Rothwell (who wrote every Carry On screenplay from Cabby onwards) and co-starring Kenneth Connor and Pat Coombs.

'I thought Ted Ray had the edge on you last week,' says Clark the animal impersonating neighbour in Sunday Afternoon At Home.

I watched Carry on Twice Around the Daffodils the other day, it was more depressing than I remembered.

It's on on London Live - Freeview channel 8 right this now!

God, it's boring.