It's an absolute catastrophe.

It's a miracle she's still alive.

This finally vindicates my policy of always having at least £200 in cash in my possession at all times. (Unless you're planning to ambush me in the alley beside the electricity substation, in which case I never carry any).

Still, I wanted a double backup, so I tried opening various Mastercard card accounts online today, but every single provider told me to do one because my identity papers weren't in order :bureaucracygonemad:

Cliff Richard wins case against the BBC


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44871799

Good.

It's good to see that you can clear your name of unsupported allegations - providing you can afford libel lawyers.

That's not what it was about.

Poor Cliff looks a frail thing now. For years in every interview people asked what keeps him looking so young, now I'd say he pretty much looks his age, if not older.

Today I'm going to listen to a Cliff CD or watch some Cliff Youtube videos in tribute.

A jet suit is up for sale.

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— Nepareizais (@Nepareizais) July 19, 2018

They've opened the sarcophagus.

Man admits walking pig without lead in Norwich

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-45145522

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/aug/29/neil-young-daryl-hannah-marry-california-wedding

You sly old dog you!

I think I posted that he and she were an item in the old 'Breaking Learning' thread ages ago.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/surgeon-punched-doctor-in-row-over-laura-kuenssbergslooks-pbv2zxgr2

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/15/author-of-how-to-your-husband-charged-with-murdering-husband