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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Thu 16 Aug 2018 - 10:05 | |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104057 Karma : 843 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: Wasps Thu 16 Aug 2018 - 10:44 | |
| They're only trying to peacefully live their dear waspy little lives by ruining people's picnics and persistently harassing small children drinking fizzy pop and crawling into people's drinks when they're sat in beer gardens and stinging you. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11085 Karma : 385 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Wasps Fri 5 Jun 2020 - 18:30 | |
| I have once again ascended into the loft to carry out the 2nd of the 3 annual replacings of the insecticide dispensers.
It's so nerve-racking, I'm constantly afraid of being attacked by loads of wasps, and/or falling through the trapdoor. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Fri 5 Jun 2020 - 18:49 | |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5353 Karma : 211 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Wasps Fri 5 Jun 2020 - 19:31 | |
| One took a shine to me in the queue to get into the supermarket the other day. I couldn't just rush into other people's spaces so I had to just run around the trolley until it flew off. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5353 Karma : 211 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: Wasps Mon 8 Jun 2020 - 17:18 | |
| Got some new spray to try. Sanmex. I presume that's short for sanitary Mexico so it should be more powerful than any native variety - I've used half the can already, but environment concerns were raised at the threshold of my sons bedroom - he's very lucky to have the choice of using an open jar of Spanish Orange Blossom honey from Harvey Nichols, on his windowsill, without permission, to tempt any insects in a more sustainable manner. Children in Mexico would look askance at the luxury before a good hard belting.
As I came out of the shop with my can of Sanmex, a bottle of Shiraz, my fags and my keys I was confronted with a real blast from the past. It was like seeing the baby daddy back in the day - 19 or 20, terribly pretty, dirty blonde, tall and lanky, clothes in need of a good wash. He gave me a lovely smile as he stepped aside, and I returned it through my facemask. |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11085 Karma : 385 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Wasps Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 21:56 | |
| As twilight was falling I noticed a suspicious number of insects flying towards me and my neighbours' shared (disused) chimney stack. I suspect there may be wild bees nesting in the top of it _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Wed 24 Jun 2020 - 22:51 | |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104057 Karma : 843 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: Wasps Thu 25 Jun 2020 - 0:32 | |
| - Fangirl Three wrote:
- wild bees
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11085 Karma : 385 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Wasps Mon 3 Aug 2020 - 10:49 | |
| I'm about to ascend into the loft for the last insecticide replenishment of 2020.
I can tell I don't want to do it, cos for the last hour I've been somehow finding other things to do that are more important. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Mon 3 Aug 2020 - 10:54 | |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11085 Karma : 385 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Wasps Mon 3 Aug 2020 - 11:08 | |
| I have done it! No need to do that again till March. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11085 Karma : 385 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Wasps Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 6:30 | |
| _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11085 Karma : 385 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sat 12 Dec 2020 - 18:42 | |
| After moving some boxes down from the loft, I found a big wasp lying on its back on the stairs. Once again I attacked it with insecticide Will the wasp nightmare never end? _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sat 12 Dec 2020 - 18:44 | |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104057 Karma : 843 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sat 12 Dec 2020 - 20:03 | |
| I don't think I've seen a single wasp all year. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sat 12 Dec 2020 - 20:18 | |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104057 Karma : 843 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sun 18 Jun 2023 - 12:36 | |
| I've got an extraordinarily scary-looking wasp in my flat right now. It looks like one of those ones that sting massive tarantulas to knock them out and then plant their eggs in said tarantula so that when the spider comes to and goes about its merry way all wasp larvae hatch and eat it from the inside out. A tarantula hawk wasp? PS - _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141015 Karma : 1129 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sun 18 Jun 2023 - 14:33 | |
| Is it big? It might be a hornet.
You don't want to mess with them. _________________ |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104057 Karma : 843 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: Wasps Sun 18 Jun 2023 - 15:22 | |
| It was at least the size of a dinner plate. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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