Re: I've cut myself ouch

by Nightjar Mon May 13, 2019 9:28 pm

OK, proceed with caution...

NSFWussies who don't like the sight of blood and/or nasty little injuries that make your cr*ndle go all funny.

Anyway...

I'm going to really take my time blithering on so that anyone of a delicate disposition...

Can not scroll down...

And see what...

I just this second did to myself whilst trying to...

Snip the corner off of a bag of oven chips with...

A pair of blunt kitchen scissors...

Thus viciously nipping my knuckle. sad yes

Ouch.

You have been warned.

sad yes

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 13, 2019 9:44 pm

It's a miracle you even have a hand left. dontpanic

by Fangirl Three Tue May 14, 2019 5:40 am

Ooh, I hate those injuries where there's a little flap of disconnected flesh.

My finger is healing up nicely btw, I hope your knuckle self-repairs equally quickly.

by Nightjar Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 pm

Fangirl Three wrote:a little flap of disconnected flesh.

I think this description is worse than the photographs. bawl

by Fangirl Three Tue May 14, 2019 12:24 pm

You've got very powerful-looking fingers Demon

by Nightjar Wed May 15, 2019 3:30 pm

The "little flap of disconnected flesh" has now turned into a kind of 'lid'. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 15, 2019 4:12 pm

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:07 am

I can't post a picture because I've lost all of my posting skills. I now have a scar for life on my ring finger. I had been on the terrace with a friend and we shared five or six bottles of the Ponsardin widow.The stem of a flute bounced back at me as it hit the radiator as I popped through for a top up and I caught it in the middle of its disintegration. Down to the bone it was, down to the bone.

After the total destruction of three towels, and a cushion cover of the sofa, and a carpet that's since had to be professionally cleaned, it finally became clear that there was no stopping the bleeding. I had to sit in casualty under bright strip lighting, sobbing into blood caked jeans, with a sick bowl made of grayish cardboard, while being triaged for four sodding hours. A strange man came to stroke my hair, and I just let him get on with it.

I went out for a fag and met a really nice woman whose face had been caved in by her boyfriend. He had a heart attack mid fight and had just been declared dead by a trauma team a couple of minutes before we shared a lighter. I hope she's ok, should've taken her number really. My scar really itches. I can't use Bio Oil (other brands are available) because it just slides off and onto any paper or iPad I'm using.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:20 am

by Nightjar Thu Aug 15, 2019 12:26 pm

I've got a Ponsardin window.

It overlooks a Bollinger trellis and small fountain of lager.

by Guest Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:00 pm

cosmictanya wrote:A strange man came to stroke my hair, and I just let him get on with it.

Oh, yeah, sorry about that.

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:16 pm

I can imagine you having a Juliet balcony.

by Nightjar Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:58 am

You know nothing whatsoever about him.

Or do you? hmm

by cosmictanya Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:25 pm

As you know fine well Mr Grundy, I know all sorts of things about everyone on the Internet.

by Fangirl Three Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:40 am

I'm going to the doctor's surgery to have a splinter taken out of my finger. It's embedded in the skin.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:10 am

I usually scrape them out with a needle.

by Fangirl Three Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:45 am

I've got a big iodine-soaked bandage on my finger now. It's making typing difficult.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:10 am

by Nightjar Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:08 pm

I cut my thumb quite badly without noticing whilst chopping garlic earlier.

It went through a tough-ish bit of my left hand thumb so I didn't notice it at first.

I thought the garlic was all off and weird until I realised it was covered in blood. llama

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:10 pm

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