I have given up on it. It is a very boring film. It mostly seems to be men in suits having discussions in offices.

Where's the flying car and the volcano headquarters and the sharks?

I am now watching Dr Terror's House of Horrors on The Horror Channel, instead.

With Peter Cushing and Roy Castle.

Reunited for the first time since Dr Who and the Daleks.

I've just checked. Both films were made the same year.

By the same company.

I wonder if they were shot at the same time?

Loving.

Bernard Bresslaw is really quite disturbingly scary in this as Gripper Burke.

Genuinely a bit too much so.

Compare and contrast with his charming role in Matron.

Underrated actor.

I really dislike Richard O'Callaghan.

He was Patricia Hayes's son!

Again Doctor.

Patricia Hayes!

Actual live Premier League football on on BBC1!

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

Carry On Don't Lose Your Head is on ITV3.

It's rubbish that one.

I like that one.

'It's the new De Sade!'

Apart from all the sword fighting. That got old real quick.

Yes, that last 'beautiful things!' scene goes on way too long.

It's a general fact that, whilst the Carry On Team enjoyed doing the historical epic or genre movie spoofs best, they're often the least engaging.

Cleo is the exception that proves the rule I guess.

And Screaming.

Khyber.

It's not my favourite.

Some good lines and performances though.

Shame about Roy Castle.

Khyber >>> Screaming, Castle or no Castle.

Screaming has no Sid and far too many longeurs - any scene involving the Oddbods for example.

Joan Sims' scenes are all bedbound, just like in Matron.

There are only two good things about Screaming: 'Frying tonight!', and the sauciness of Harry Aitch Corbett shacking up with Fenella Fielding at the end.