So who else read that as

Quote :

Hopefully the cocaine will take effect any minute now.

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Paracetamol+cocaine, now that would be worth taking.

I don't feel sick any more btw, but my head still aches.

How many do you take at any given time?

Hangover treatment protocol is as follows:

Zero hour - 2 normal paracetamol
+4 hours - 2 paracetamol+codeine
+8 houirs - 2 normal paracetamol

We have reached stage 3 with this one

Try doing what I do.


On second thoughts...

I never mess with paracetamol. The safety margin is unusually small compared to other drugs.

I'm drinking champagne

It's to celebrate my new wealth having won £25 on the Premium Bonds

I'm drinking Guinness Milk Stout.

:DealWithIt:

I didn't know milk stout was a thing that still existed.

I'm drinking that Meursault. I can only afford it at Christmas and for my birthday, which is good, because I forget how nice it is in between.

Clos Martin XO 15 year old Armagnac.

St. Peters Plum Porter.

Intresting brew, very Xmasie

I had a headache this morning

I'm drinking Baileys and Conker Cold Brewed Coffee Liquor.

It's nicesh.

I've had a bottle of Petit Chablis - really nasty and acidic, I won't be making that mistake again.

I have committed another error which is the error of getting too drunk too early on New Year's Eve and having to go to bed 2 hours before midnight.

If only I could VWORP back to the carefree days of 5.35pm when I was innocently watching an Avengers episode with an egg sandwich and a mini-bottle of Prosecco.

One advantage of flaking out early is that I didn't feel too ill when I woke up at 6.30.

I've made a good start on my second bottle (500ml) of Ricard.