James Earl Jones has turned a snake into an arrow.

He's hit the woman with it.

Now she's dying.

Now Conan's set fire to her.

It's not her lucky day.

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it's like I'm reading the Mad magazine spoof of the film. I mean watching it.

Don Martin!

A fight's broken out.

Bad guys are getting slaughtered.

The man with the giant hammer's back.

The woman's back from the dead, to rescue Conan.

He's broken some bloke's sword and now he's killed him.

James Earl Jones has fled the scene.

I assume the dead woman's dead again.

James Earl Jones is in front of his mob again.

Conan's sneaking around.

James Earl Jones claims to be the hero's father.

Sounds familiar.

Conan's stabbed him in the neck.

Now he's chopped his head off.

That's what Luke Skywalker should have done.