I'm about to play a game against Windows' Chess Titans, at Level 1. I shall be the white team and mostly attacking up the left flank. I shall be pursuing a policy of aggression and aiming to get rid of my opponents' horsies as soon as I can. My approach will look something like this .

I'm going in...

I've just captured its queen with my bishop.

Where's Chessbot 3000 when we need his little circuits?

I haz won.

click click

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I have crushed it like a bug and ended up with six queens.

I doubt anyone has ever ended up with six queens before.

They'll probably declare me world champion now.

Right. This is it. Having had some success against it at Level 4, I'm about to try tackling it at Level 10. How long can I last before it beats me?

It's taking forever to make its first move.

We've been playing for 53 minutes. We're 59 moves in. I'm a pawn down and it's on the attack but I'm still alive.

This is my current situation. I am stumped as to my next move.

Are you whitey?

I have lost, after 70 moves and 1 hour and 14 minutes.

What was your move, your losing move?

My fatal error was moving my horsie to the square next to my king. It looked the safest move in the world when I made it.

The instant I did it, it checked me and, from that point on, I was doomed.

This video is in Spanish but it would appear to deal with the age-old question of what would happen in a game that features 39 knights against 23 queens.