Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 18

[Nightjar]

Next they'll be giving Dude, Where's My Car a cr*ppy review.

[Nightjar]

[Nightjar]

Apparently the 2009 'remake' of The Land That Time Forgot starring C Thomas Howell and Timothy B*ttoms that's on tomorrow is twice as good than both those films.

[Nightjar]

Anyone who's seen it knows that Dude Where's My Car is a post-modern masterpiece.

Obviously, it's not as sophisticated or nuanced as Dumb and Dumber, but, then again, what is?

[Nightjar]

And, I am not saying any of these things ironically.

Cross my heart, etc...

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Superman and Lois is on BBC1, at 5:25.

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Master of the World is about to start on TalkingPicturesTV.

Starring Vincent Price.

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I haven't seen it in years. I remember it as being, basically, Captain Nemo with an airship.

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I've just put it on.

Surprisingly light-hearted introduction.

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Opening titles that are more like Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines than, "Captain Nemo with an airship."

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The Land that Time Forgot is on The Horror Channel at 6:45.

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A look at the plot summary suggests it's not the real version.

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Vincent Price is addressing a 19th Century town, from behind the top of a mountain.

I keep expecting him to utter the words, "...without the soul for getting down."

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He has not uttered those words.

I can't help feeling they've missed a trick.

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According to The Radio Times, this film is on The Horror Channel at 7 o'clock:


 


I'm fairly certain that film is not called Mental.

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I also doubt it's on The Horror Channel.

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So far, the production values on Master of the World are unimpressive.

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Doug McClure wouldn't've been seen dead in a film this cheap.

[Nightjar]

According to The Radio Times, this film is on The Horror Channel at 7 o'clock:


 


I'm fairly certain that film is not called Mental.

Even the thumbnail on the pop-up window is wrong...



It would instead seem to be a poster for a Bollywood action film called Mental Police.

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