I the Sunday before a Bank Holiday, cos just for once I don't have to get up at 4am on Monday, so I can eat my tea at the outrageously late time of 6.15pm for a change.

Hurray! It's the bank holiday!

I think the beach hut is not the thing for today though, it's too cold. I vote we go round Ikea until we're all tired and bad-tempered.

It's generally sunny here but with a fair amount of cloud breaking through the sunshine.

I'm tempted to go to the local park and see if I can see any squirrels.

I'm all confused, is it Saturday again?

I think I'm just going to do nothing this exciting day. And fully enjoy myself while I do it.

The is the great socialist bank holiday day of the people!

Well, I'm not doing anything today, after I come from back from dancing around the maypole, obv.

I've got the rest of that verbena to be shredded.

Vertebra?

I remember sat in the front seat with a friend driving up the M4 once and ahead of us was a big artic truck with a sticker on the back bearing the legend:

THIS LORRY CARRIES NO BOVINE VERTEBRAL COLUMN


Mad cow disease days.

WhatDoesThisButtonDo? wrote:

Vertebra?

It has occurred to me that my powerful garden shredder could indeed make short work of bones.

Should that be necessary.

Last one on the beach is a sissy.

Oh.

As far as I'm concerned last weekend was May Day weekend.

It's next Monday.

It's nice to have a May Day weekend that hasn't been mucked about with by the powers that be, for a change.

It's almost here.