For all your waiting in for parcels/tradespeople etc needs.

I'm waiting in for a parcel.

I paid £17 to have it delivered before 10.30, and with four minutes to go it's still in a depot 30 miles away.

It came at 11.15, and they refunded the delivery charge. Or they said that they had.

I'm waiting in for the roofer to have a look at that leak and the damp mouldy patch in the ceiling.

It got my Vertical Smile and Lady Gaga box set all mildewed.

He's still not turned up let.

Still not turned up.

Minutes are like hours! Hours are like decades!

:argh:

I once waited all day for an electrician to fit a new heating controller. He arrived at 8.30pm!

Has he arrived yet?

No, of course he F*%' hasn't.

He turned up!

I don't need a new roof!

Does he need new teeth?

I'm a lover not a fighter.

I'm now waiting in for my new television to be delivered.

I have a bad history with Saturday deliveries. There was one in 2012 that didn't turn up, and it tipped me over the edge for several weeks.

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Your parcel has arrived at our Fansford depot ready for delivery

 

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Your parcel will be with you today between 12:19 and 14:19

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Your order will be delivered today by Stevie, your driver

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Stevie is currently making delivery number 6, you are delivery number 48.

You can watch Stevie's progress on our map.

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Stevie is approximately 4 hours away from you.

RUN HE IS BESIDE YOU

Or she. Might be a lady driver of course.