I'm sorry to hear that, Tanya.

My items have arrived.

I have assembled the fan. It does what it's meant to.

I have inspected my Dutch hoe.

I have tested the binoculars. They have a narrow field of view and wouldn't be much use in low light levels, with the objective lenses being so small compared to the 16x magnification but they are small, light and, so far, appear to do their job.

I have yet to test the strimmer, paper shredder and power saw.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

I'm sorry to hear that, Tanya.

Now I’m going to have to wait in for glue.

I’m glad your fan is working.

The thing I was waiting for has been delivered, in some place called "Nomansland".

"All together now. Altogether now. Altogether now. In Nomansland."

They must have left it on the farm.