It's that magical time of year when we all get to put our clocks back an hour. Don't forget to do it.

What if I do?

You'll be trapped in the lost hour we've all gained until next Spring.

This will come and get you .

Isn't that odd, I knew the clocks were going back, yesterday I was thinking 'this is the last walk home from work in the sunshine this year' and today I was thinking 'this is the last long afternoon of the year', but I'd made no plans to put the clocks back or whether I would have an hour extra or an hour fewer tomorrow, let alone what to do about that fact.

I always vaguely think it's Sunday night you fiddle the clock rather than Saturday.

I remembered to do it.

I forgot to do it.

When I forgot to do it it was more like this...

I have a radio-controlled clock on the mantelpiece which adjusts itself automagically

Don't forget.

I did mine last night. And I got the bathroom clock back onto its nail in the wall first try, that never happens normally.

My tephelone didn't auto-change the time and now I'm stuck in 11:39am!

I've seen the future, and it's too expensive.

I see from my diary that in 1993 I had to change 14 clocks.

This year I only had to do 3. Is that progress?

Not if you work in a clock shop.

The clocks go back, this weekend.