I don't know what's more s*xy - the car, the official Vauxhall/GM/Opel jersey 'leisure suit', the layered '80s hairdo or the handsome Barratt Home fr*ntage.

Or the chamois leather...


Filth.

Those little sports lamps make me, uncomfortable, in a n*ce way...

We haven't even got started on the f*gl*mps.

I'm particularly liking the gold spoked plastic h*b c*ps.

...and the name "Belmont".

Classy, refined, stately...

It's like an Alan Partridge er*tic fever dream.


In fact I think it may have out-Partridged everything that's ever been described as Partridge-esque.

Left handed lady.

Fangirl Three wrote:

Left handed lady.

Could be a song by Christian LeVaux...

OMG!

I forgot you can make the picture bigger!

No one has as yet commented on the front and rear mud fl*ps!

Thats because we're not animals.

Have some dignity mate.

Nightjar wrote:

...and the name "Belmont".

Classy, refined, stately...

It's like an Alan Partridge er*tic fever dream.


In fact I think it may have out-Partridged everything that's ever been described as Partridge-esque.

Yes, there is something about that name, a bit like Vanden Plas but worse. It's just a typical Astra, but the rarer saloon version of it. So because of that, let's call it something "classy".

...then totally overload it with every naff accessory going.

Nightjar wrote:

OMG!

I forgot you can make the picture bigger!

It was you who taught me that trick. Has anyone noticed that the two bottles on the floor might be photoshopped - or whatever the late 80s equivalent is.

Is she wearing tights?