They don't write celebrity news articles like that anymore.

I think that one getting close to the edge of "Sexy"

Butterfield wrote:

Bass Guitar survey...

My god, my god, you have not foresaken me...



For that, who wouldn't want to be invaded by the yanks? I'd certainly put out for a lot less than a pack of 'American Tan' nylons from Private Jaxon.

What, nobody?



What's wrong with y'all? Not even this little sweetie...

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cosmictanya wrote:

What, nobody?



What's wrong with y'all? Not even this little sweetie...

They all look a bit... ...dim.

Dim can work. Pretty but dim has much to recommend it.

They're all dribbling quadriplegics now.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

They all look a bit... ...dim.

Unlike Elaine Page who looks like she's got your murder planned out way way in advance.

Nightjar wrote:

They're all dribbling quadriplegics now.

I wonder. The little blond one looks like he'd need verbal direction and practical training, but I can see an enthusiasm which is probably innate. It would just need to be focused, and occasionally reined in sharply, like a young dog on a lead going too near the road.

The other one looks like he'd know exactly how to go about things with justifiable confidence, and be able to discuss at length things of interest to him like techniques, preferred breast sizes, whatever super bowl is, and brands of beer with the detail and commitment to subject matter of a learned professor.

You're welcome.

Keep your knickers dry ladies and gentlemen, we aren't having the sort of weather conducive to rinsing them out and quickly drying them on the windowsills.

I know it's tough, but this sexy beast comes with a wet nurse of his own, so try...



Never mind wild horses - nothing will hold the potency back from getting to your front door...

I don't think that's a nice way for twin brothers to behave