From the sounds of it, there's a bee buzzing around the outside of my house. I can't see it but it sounds like it's the size of a jumbo jet.

Seriously, it's like having a chainsaw constantly going in the background.

It's a miracle my mind's not snapped.

Seriously, does it never get tired?

It went away. Now it's come back.

It's back again.

It's finally shut up.

I hope it's died of exhaustion.

It's back again.

It's the middle of the night. Doesn't it ever sleep?

Are you sure it's a bee? It might be loads of motorbikes in the distance

It was definitely a bee - or some similar animal - and, wherever it was, it was mere feet from me.

The good news is that it seems to have gone now. Another day of that racket and I would not have been responsible for my actions.

It's back again.

It's gone again.

And, the moment I typed that, it came back

I'm thinking of renaming this, "The Nightmarish Bee Running Commentary," thread.

It's still going.

It never seems to get tired. It's like it's powered by a nuclear reactor.

It's in the wall cavity. That's why it's not going away. Am I doomed to have to put up with that infernal buzzing until it dies?