Satan, err Santa Tracker Thread

[Guest]

https://www.noradsanta.org

Who are NORAD anyway?

And they've got competition!

https://santatracker.google.com/tracker.html

[Guest]

He's in Uganda, bringing his Santa Joy!

Wait, on the other one, he's in Yemen!


I don't know what to believe now...

[Nightjar]

Weren't NORAD those Americans who fund rose for the IRA?

[Fangirl Three]

Weren't NORAD those Americans who fund rose for the IRA?

You're thinking of Noraid. And anyway, after September 2001 they never existed in the first place apparently, it was all a misunderstanding, just like the funny joke about the chip shop getting blown up in the St Patrick's Day episode of the Simpsons.

[Guest]

Anyway, according to them, Santa is in Riyadh.

And good luck to him.

[Guest]

https://www.noradsanta.org

[Guest]

'Struth he's busy down under!!

[Guest]

He's just finished in Tasmania, a small heavily forested triangular island located in the south noted for its seafood.


[/Sir Les Patterson]

[cosmictanya]

I don't want to be a spelling pedant, but I think it's usually strewth, not struth.

[Guest]

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's two minutes away from Astana in Kazakhstan.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

At the moment, he's in Novosibirsk, Russia.

Do they celebrate Christmas on the 25th in Russia? I thought they did it on another date. Someone needs to tell him he's wasting his time.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Yes, I've now checked. They don't celebrate it until January 7th.

[Guest]

He's in Beijing!

[The Call of the Wendigo]

[SiberianPrincess’sMidriff]

https://santatracker.google.com

Looks like he's been busy in Bangladesh!

[The Call of the Wendigo]

But they don't even do Christmas there.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

If he didn't waste time there, he could get here hours earlier.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Have they never had a time and motion expert monitor him?

[The Call of the Wendigo]

What about Dasher and Prancer? Prancer needs to do a lot less prancing and a lot more dashing.

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