| The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread | |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:05 pm | |
| OK, the last several days I've had my bedroom window open. I've also had the kitchen window open to get the breeze going through my mini-flatlet. And, yes, they've started. They've started coming inside. Right now there's one of those thicko flies that fly around in a vague zig-zaggy motion directly in the middle of you room under the overhead light. And there's something that, at this distance, looks like a black speck moving aimlessly across the ceiling. I think it might be one of those little jumping spiders. _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:53 am | |
| Just spent 5 minutes looking for the 'When was the last time you saw a red spider mite' thread, but hers a picture of one yesterday loving my front door. |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:22 am | |
| _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:23 am | |
| You've drawn that with a felt-tip pen. _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11118 Karma : 386 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:51 pm | |
| FAKE NEWS!! SAD! _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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Butterfield
Posts : 17697 Karma : 373 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:59 pm | |
| There's been a daddy longlegs zizzing about clumsily in the lounge tonight - despite the fact I've seen zero outside this year! |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 31, 2020 11:13 pm | |
| I don't think I've ever seen one outside. _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Sep 10, 2020 4:20 pm | |
| This big fat twerp's been in the exact same place on my bedroom curtain for three days straight. _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jul 29, 2021 8:20 pm | |
| I currently have an infestation of fruit flies. _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141933 Karma : 1138 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:06 pm | |
| I hope you've got some fruit for them. _________________ |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141933 Karma : 1138 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:07 pm | |
| Or they might take to eating human flesh. _________________ |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141933 Karma : 1138 Join date : 2018-05-02
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141933 Karma : 1138 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:07 pm | |
| What if it teams up with the fruit flies? _________________ |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:53 pm | |
| The moth is indeed still there. It's now a subtenant and pays me rent*. One fruit fly a week. I'm sensing that this is a fiscal arrangement that's not working out in my favour. * please don't tell Westminster Council _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5423 Karma : 215 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 30, 2021 1:58 am | |
| We always struggle with horrible little brown shelled things with all the white legs waving about. The ones that you used to find when you picked up a paving slab as a kid. Please, no pictures. They're so ugly.
I bought a little vacuum cleaner to zap them immediately. Every night I have to use it three or four times. I've wondered if the others are coming to find out where their friends have disappeared to.
A couple of years ago I complained to the council when their environmental health officer falsely said to a neighbour (who delighted in telling me) that a bluebottle problem was 'most likely' from my flat. |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141933 Karma : 1138 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:44 am | |
| - cosmictanya wrote:
- We always struggle with horrible little brown shelled things with all the white legs waving about. The ones that you used to find when you picked up a paving slab as a kid. Please, no pictures. They're so ugly.
Woodlice? I used to get them in my house all the time but, for some reason, they seem to have abandoned me, the last couple of years. _________________ |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11118 Karma : 386 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 30, 2021 8:46 am | |
| - Nightjar wrote:
- * please don't tell Westminster Council
Have you been to the Marble Arch Mound yet? _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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Nightjar
Posts : 104826 Karma : 849 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 30, 2021 9:44 am | |
| No. I don't have no plans to neiver. Loada vubbish. _________________ Have you ever seen a Squonk's tears?
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5423 Karma : 215 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:49 pm | |
| - The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
- cosmictanya wrote:
- We always struggle with horrible little brown shelled things with all the white legs waving about. The ones that you used to find when you picked up a paving slab as a kid. Please, no pictures. They're so ugly.
Woodlice?
I used to get them in my house all the time but, for some reason, they seem to have abandoned me, the last couple of years. That's the ones. Lucky you! They make me feel f***ing sick, I've just killed another one within the last few minutes. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5423 Karma : 215 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: The Official Creepy-Crawly Home Invasion Thread Fri Jul 30, 2021 10:52 pm | |
| I haven't been to the Marble Arch Mound either btw. I won't be going. I don't enjoy anything to do with hills. When I want to look at antiques I have to start at the Notting Hill Gate end to walk down Kensington Church Street because going up it just annoys me. Same sort of logistical planning required on charity shop hauls - start in Hampstead and walk down to Belsize Park. |
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