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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:31 am
My strict dietary regime is working. I've lost over half a stone.
Unconnectedly, I didn't want any breakfast this morning. Just the old cracker'n'coffee combo.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:23 am
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:38 pm
I would say to lick the sole of your shoe after you’ve been out, in order to become ill and therefore drop a dress size by default without the hassle of trying, but it doesn’t work. It just strengthens your immune system so you don’t ever come down with anything. It’s what happened to me.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Mon Nov 13, 2023 1:32 pm
I'll stick to dieting, thanks.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:22 pm
I have a sudden craving for Viscounts but the Viscount shop is closed.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:03 pm
Tripe & Wild Mushrooms - Weird Stuff in a Can #186.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:17 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
I have a sudden craving for Viscounts but the Viscount shop is closed.
No one cares about my suffering.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:19 pm
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:08 pm
I want a Terry's Chocolate Orange but the Terry's Chocolate Orange shop is closed.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:14 pm
I don't care about your suffering.
Not now.
Stick a Glade perfume socket in a cup of instant hot chocolate and be happy.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:37 pm
When I was in Heron, earlier, I bought a bag of satsumas.
When I got home, I discovered I had two bags of satsumas.
I don't have a clue where the second bag came from.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:39 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
When I was on Heroin, earlier
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:49 pm
Come to think of it, I don't know why I bought any satsumas. I always get a headache after eating them.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:50 pm
Now I'm lumbered with about a dozen of them.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:39 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
Come to think of it, I don't know why I bought any satsumas.
In fairness, you were off your t*ts on horse.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:14 am
I buy satsumas regularly. I have a satsuma as part of my breakfast every morning, so have to ensure a constant supply.
If I can't get satsumas, or satsumas are only on rip-off Nectar/Clubcard Price, I switch to their fellow mandarins - clementines or tangerines.
Mandarins btw are the supercategory which includes tangerines, clementines and satsumas, and those last three are cited in decreasing order of flavour and increasing order of peelability.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed May 08, 2024 7:54 pm
I want some toast but the toast shop is closed.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed May 08, 2024 8:08 pm
It is definitely not closed.
It's just up very steep hill.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed May 08, 2024 8:13 pm
Putting shops at the top of hills should be illegal.
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Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Wed May 08, 2024 8:23 pm
I'm surprised you haven't got a freezer with some bread in it. That's the sort of thing you fancy folk with houses have.
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