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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:40 pm | |
| What is all this hate for nectarines? _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:47 pm | |
| What have they ever done to any of you? _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:48 pm | |
| Can't get them in heavy syrup in a tin, is that it, eh, eh!? _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11091 Karma : 386 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:28 pm | |
| Nectarines are very nice. I meant no disrespect. I merely meant that they were the easy alternative for those who can't deal with peaches au naturel.
We needn't argue. Otherwise we could be stuck here all summer. Well what a bummer.l _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141088 Karma : 1130 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:00 pm | |
| I like nectarines.
Peaches, though, are malevolence incarnate.
No wonder they call them Satan's Pears. _________________ |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:19 pm | |
| What's not in mouth? I'll tell you what's not in my mouth! PASTA - THAT'S WHAT'S NOT IN MY MOUTH!!!! And why? People need to be punched in the ear with a brick. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5364 Karma : 213 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:23 pm | |
| Has panic buying hit home? Or are you calling me a wh*re with a fridge of plain old pesto again? |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:34 pm | |
| Yes. Pesto with a fur coat all of its own. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5364 Karma : 213 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:36 pm | |
| - The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
- I like nectarines.
Peaches, though, are malevolence incarnate.
No wonder they call them Satan's Pears. I see I missed the opportunity to allow us all to bathe in peach related beauty... It's definitely a peach I'd eat. But I like the taste anyway. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5364 Karma : 213 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:50 pm | |
| - Nightjar wrote:
- Yes.
Pesto with a fur coat all of its own. Many years ago I had a flatmate who used to go out for walks/errands in a fur coat and no knickers, and flash at hot guys in the street/supermarket. It was the Burberry check stilettos I objected to. When I came home to find her singing a lullaby and breastfeeding her boyfriend in the living room, we fell out. I am a very tolerant person but some things can't be unseen. We'd already forgiven the collection of used sanitary towels left in a Pizza Express box in the kitchen, the endless screaming s*x sessions, and I myself was attacked in a nightclub by her boyfriends ex for defending her honour (said attacker find out within seconds she'd picked on the wrong girl when, as my opening move, I had her by the collar over a table). As we learned so eloquently, even a Samantha can be a Charlotte from time to time. Adult men in romper suits latching on contentedly is definitely a bridge too far for me to accept under my own roof. Some of her associates had formed entirely the wrong impression of who the rest of us were and what was acceptable in our flat. I don't enjoy being stigmatized. |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5364 Karma : 213 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:58 pm | |
| That might partly be why I have such strong feelings of loathing regarding Kirstie Allsop. This girl was also a fat, jolly, second tier Sloane.
As I get older I forget how much I enjoyed the occasional scrap, and how skilled I was. I think either that one on her behalf or a set-to on the District line was my last showing. |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Tue May 12, 2020 12:30 pm | |
| I really really want to make a special 'American' breakfast that I occasionally make for myself (and others if they happen to be about/in my bed). I'm craving it in fact. However, it is such a faff and frankly psychologically and physically exhausting to prepare and cook that I'm not sure I can be bothered. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141088 Karma : 1130 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 7:15 pm | |
| I suddenly have a craving for doughnuts. And the doughnut shop is closed. _________________ |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141088 Karma : 1130 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 7:20 pm | |
| I don't even know where I'd get doughnuts locally. _________________ |
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 7:57 pm | |
| In this here London there's a 24-hour doughnut emporium within 2 minutes walking distance of every home*. Also, they deliver**. *Unfortunately each doughnut costs £11. **Unfortunately, it's a minimum order of 400 doughnuts. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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Nightjar
Posts : 104146 Karma : 848 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 8:08 pm | |
| All I have in this world are my nuts and my word. _________________ OK, I'm an old shoe
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11091 Karma : 386 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 8:45 pm | |
| - The Call of the Wendigo wrote:
- I don't even know where I'd get doughnuts locally.
If you leave your house and walk round the nearby roads, you'll probably find a Co-op, where there'll most likely be some doughnuts in the bread/cake section. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 141088 Karma : 1130 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 8:52 pm | |
| The local Co-op's at the top of a big hill. _________________ |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11091 Karma : 386 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that NOT in your mouth? Thu May 28, 2020 10:09 pm | |
| You've lived in Sheffieldfield all your life, you've had ample time to get used to everything being at the top of a big hill. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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