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Nightjar
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| | Subject: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:46 pm | |
| With the current round of red carpet premiers for the "Elizabeth Banks reboot" of Charlie's Angels something has become conspicuously, alarmingly clear. Ella Balinska is the Bang & Olufsen stereo system of female humankind. Basically, as my theory goes, if you go mad and splash a small fortune on a B&O stereo/TV/fireplace/nest of side tables etc it will make the rest of your home look sh*t as it stands gleaming with futuristic perfection amongst your previously swanky, but now dowdy and tired, fixtures and fittings...  So, stand her amongst her Charlie's Angels co-stars - one of whom is a nailed-on A-list ++ superstarlet - and they all look a bit cr*p by comparison.    
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Thu Nov 21, 2019 8:50 pm | |
| Her mum's that rubbish TV cook Lorraine Pascal!   Her and that pink, bald, vaguely bristly thing made her out genes. 
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Thu Nov 21, 2019 9:03 pm | |
| No, apparently that isn't her dad. Her dad was Count Kazimierz Balinsky-Jundzill... 
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:49 am | |
| Gosh, she's 2 inches taller than me.
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Fri Nov 22, 2019 6:45 am | |
| Still 4' 4" shorter than Gwendoline Christie.
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Fri Nov 22, 2019 10:41 am | |
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cosmictanya
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:49 am | |
| I don't get it - the feeling ill or uneasy part. |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:34 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:23 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Sat Mar 07, 2020 8:58 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Sat Mar 07, 2020 9:33 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Sun Mar 15, 2020 6:52 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Sun Mar 15, 2020 7:57 pm | |
| Birthmark on arm, strange knees and undefined calves, plastic surgeon f*cked up her nose, terrible eye bags for someone that young. Lovely red top and very beautiful lips. Enviable jawline. |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:26 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Wed Mar 25, 2020 12:46 pm | |
| That hair is similar to the Maitlis do. I can't wait for the hairdressers to open up again. By the time we are through this, my barnet will look more like a Miriam Margolyes tribute.
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:48 pm | |
| Babsy-P.
I can't even be bothered to post any pictures of her.
The thought of seeing even a thumbnail photo of her makes me feel faintly nauseous.
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Fri Apr 10, 2020 4:01 am | |
| Look at the perfect features of this...  |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Wed Apr 29, 2020 3:35 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Thu May 07, 2020 2:45 pm | |
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| | Subject: Re: People who're so beautiful it actually makes you feel a bit ill Thu May 21, 2020 6:24 pm | |
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